MUSIC I LISTEN: THE ALBUM LEAF - OVER THE POND

This is the "when im sad, when i wanna sleep, smokin fags, when im cocked-up, when im stressed, when im high" song

MUSIC I LISTEN: PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES - SPEAKERS PUSH THE AIR

One of my most favourite guitar band. the guitar-bang are ridiculously-horny.

PEOPLE I SALUTE: ALEX TURNER

WHADDA'YAT?

What did the number zero say to the number eight?
"Nice belt"
"Owh rite.."

Sorry, forgot.
Assalamualaikum. Aite watcha mate?

I am 8.